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Recently, a discovery was made about how salmonella made its way into the peanut. The peanut production facility was infested with rats. The prolific generation of rat turd mistakingly merged with the peanut butter, somehow.
How They Got In
It is predicted that an employee forgot to lock the back door of the building. Some say they have heard door banging noises for the past few days, bunch of ravenous rats.
Why It Wasn't Caught
The color of the rat turd was nearly identical in color as that of the peanut butter. Some believed it was peanut butter chocolate they were making.
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